Splash Text (LtF2)

There are different splash texts in Learn 2 Fly.

Loading screen[]

While the Flash is loading, the following splash texts may be seen. Most of them are jokes and contain some references to other media.

Recovering from violent crash...
Rebuilding confidence...
Clinging to old dreams...
Finding new hope...
Planning evil revenge...
Waiting on global warming...
Waking out of coma...
Fueling HATRED TOWARDS ICEBERGS...
Healing a fractured flipper...
Replacing bandage...
Just sleeping now...
Being unconscious...
Healing from ego injury...
Actually we're just loading the game...
- ...how boring is that?
Applying makeup... wait, what?
"Penguin? PENGUIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
- Colonel Campbell
"It's time to kick *** and chew bubble gum...
- ...but you're in a coma." Duke Nukem
"They came from - - - - - - - - behind!!!"
- Famous last words of a penguin
- before falling into a coma.
"all your flyings are belong to us."
- Icebergs
"I'll be back"
- Penguin
"I did not fail! I just found a way to
- violently crash into an iceberg."
- Pretty sure that's from Thomas A. Edison
"..................................."
- Gordon Freeman
"Wait for the game to load, would you kindly."
- Atlas
"Pills here!" But it was too late, louis...
"Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! ... hey!"
- Some fairy who tried to wake you up...
"Try a somersault!"Valuable advice from Peppy Hare
"You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
- PENGUINS - DON'T - FLY!" Penguin Jessep
"Rise from your grave!" Zeus
"It's a trap!" Admiral Ackbar

When the game is fully loaded:

Splash Text is commonly found on the shop screen. It will appear in the form of sticky notes.

(In no particular order):

They say there are no icebergs in Africa! But I can't fly there...

Maybe just wait for Global Warming...

This screen, for clarification, is the screen accessible by clicking Ready in the shop. It also contains splash text in the form of sticky notes.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... and [# of days] crashes...

Obstacle description:

Snowman (and also if every obstacle has been destroyed at least once):

Complete Challenges to earn some extra cash along with your regular earnings.

Obstacles too hard to destroy? Try Global Warming at the Bonus Shop!

Beat the game to unlock Classic and Arcade Mode

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Arcade Mode is perfect to earn more Bonus Points and challenge your friends to beat your scores!